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By just trying to do me - 09/07/2016 11:04

Today, I have been so excited to start recruiter school to hopefully be closer to my family in Alabama. I just got orders that I will be recruiting in Phoenix, AZ FML.

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bradleybaldwin 9

Sunday 10 July 2016 6:07

I'm in Phoenix az, if you want a friend let me know

tequiladianna 8

Monday 11 July 2016 5:59

Very unfair, but it could be a mistake. Hopefully it'sfixed and they go through with what they originally said.

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bradleybaldwin 9

Sunday 10 July 2016 6:07

I'm in Phoenix az, if you want a friend let me know

deathrise007 22

Sunday 10 July 2016 21:49

I live in phoenix. Hmu

tequiladianna 8

Monday 11 July 2016 5:59

Very unfair, but it could be a mistake. Hopefully it'sfixed and they go through with what they originally said.

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