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By goober - 11/03/2016 14:32

Today, I had to go back to the ER for very bad stomach pains, thinking it was appendicitis I needed to get X-rays and such. Once we got the X-rays back the doctor came in and told me I was F.O.S I just paid over $800 for them to tell me that I'm constipated.

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