Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was... - FML

By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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Lizzy86 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:37

haha! thats hilarious! they probbaly preferred the new one. if i were you i'd check the neighbourhood for your new one.

grlwitperlEring 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:38

Dude you either have a possessed mailbox post or an asswipe of a neighbor

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kuntageous 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:37

LOL

peace898 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 7:14

hahahaha

softballplaya822 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 7:23

who would want to steal a mailbox in the first place? I mean, of all the things you could steal... why steals mailbox?!

karenmarie 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 7:44

Ok...NOW that's funny

KumoFF7 3

Sunday 21 June 2009 7:50

Who the **** steals a mail box? FYL

nodbor 11

Sunday 21 June 2009 8:44

that is a smart way to get someone to by a new mailbox for them.

georgia_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 9:07

Oh man, I know the feeling. Our letterbox has been stolen three times in a month. Not sure how they got the first two out, considering they were concreted into the ground. Ah, I'm sorry, FYL too.

meltingwalls 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 9:11

EPIC! they may be bastards, but those guys sure have a sense of humor!

Phallus_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 9:43

You deserve your username.

jen_kay 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 13:22

Haha, This Is Hilarious! Still got the old Mailbox Back though, lol

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