Today I am so starved for even the simplest form of affection... - FML

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By "thehaystackerine" - 02/11/2017 03:22

Today I am so starved for even the simplest form of affection in my marriage, that when my wife informed me that the pop I was drinking was her friend's, I promptly got a raging boner at the thought of my lips being where another woman's had been... fml

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