Today at work I tore the front of my pants. Then I slightly shit...

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By DogStew - 08/07/2019 08:13

Today at work I tore the front of my pants. Then I slightly shit my pants during lunch break. The restroom had no paper products of any kind. All I have is my boxers to wipe up, but I tore open my pants. What do I do? FML

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Callyn 47

Thursday 11 July 2019 3:43

Use your hand and then wash it fifteen times. Also, maybe see a doctor.

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Callyn 47

Thursday 11 July 2019 3:43

Use your hand and then wash it fifteen times. Also, maybe see a doctor.

alicelouise66 5

Tuesday 16 July 2019 5:38

so I'm assuming you're developmentally disabled because this is quite a tale of woe.

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