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By KelseNM - 24/03/2020 11:27

Today, after two years of testing and having experimental surgery, I was finally informed that I can wear glasses as my vision has stabilized. I was extremely excited and called my optometrist to set up an appointment. I got the voicemail informing me that they are closed due to the coronavirus. FML

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