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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Uppsala, Sweden

Thanks, I hate it!

Today, while walking to my flat, I spotted something white hanging over the handle bar of my parked bike. It was a very used diaper. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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At least you didn't step on it while wearing flip-flops.

mads_nicole 19

Really? Who does that...?

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mads_nicole 19

Really? Who does that...?

Cupid did it. That's why some people have shitty love lives.

the culprit was a total asshole. op try to get some wetwipes or sth to clean up?

What a shitty situation

Sounds like a pissy situation. No, wait, they must've been really poop… situation. Dammit; these cliché puns are hard.

Next time, if you happen to find who it is, place very used pieces of toilet paper on their car. (...or baby?)

Or used adult diapers.

agreed #15, agreed.

MonstreBelle 29

18- Thank you for the reassurance that you still stand by your original comment. I was worried you may have changed your mind. However, I do disagree with your suggestion of putting used toilet paper on the baby. No reason to punish a baby for the uncouth behavior of their parent. Instead, I propose that OP deals with this in a more direct manner by ******** on the parent's face. It's better for the environment.

MisterKnowItAll 15

I've never seen so many disliked comments.

you haven't been here long have you?

Here, add yours to the collection. Wouldn't want to disappoint now.

can you guys stop with the dookie puns? theyre beyond cliched

They're beyond shitty too.

Ow. That stinks

corky1992 33

Ew. People are seriously disgusting

Talk about a shitty day