Taking the piss

By birthday girl - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Toledo

Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I received was a bill for a piss test I took earlier this year. FML
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I bet you were pissed.

darlingdollie 24

Happy birthday, OP! It's okay, nobody cared about mine a couple days ago either!

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It's actually really common.

Drugs I'm guessing

More importantly, why did you pay for it? If its for work don't they usually pay for that?

I bet you were pissed.

OP, urea-lly should tell your family and friends not to forget your birthday next time.

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darlingdollie 24

Happy birthday, OP! It's okay, nobody cared about mine a couple days ago either!

Roskosity 22

Happy birthday!

We still don't.

1dvs_bstd 41

i know that feel, don't let it dampen your mood, you can still have fun.

ostfaiz 18

happy fun frolic n 'pissfull' birthday Op.. ;)

Happy birthday OP... dont get pissed...

xivoricbutterfly 25

Happy Birthday Op! ♥

tylerbrynds 15

Well obviously you are suspected of being on drugs

or its for medical reasons? or a standard drug test to enter for something like a job. doesnt mean they think theyre actually on drugs

ChristianH39 30

Well obviously you are a little too quick to judge.

PassiveAggresive 12

Happy Birthday OP! It may seem kind of lame saying this, but try and make the best of it, even if you don't get what you want. A positive outlook can bring you a long way!

mattbaker 17

Happy birthday