Taking the piss

By birthday girl - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Toledo

Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I received was a bill for a piss test I took earlier this year. FML
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Cruzg2017 18
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I bet you were pissed.

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darlingdollie 24

Happy birthday, OP! It's okay, nobody cared about mine a couple days ago either!

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MissAbiRose 5
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teotsi 28
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It's actually really common.

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xxrogerthatxx 19
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Drugs I'm guessing

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Brandi_Faith 33
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More importantly, why did you pay for it? If its for work don't they usually pay for that?

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Cruzg2017 18
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I bet you were pissed.

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Googolman 29
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OP, urea-lly should tell your family and friends not to forget your birthday next time.

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fuckyourlifeOP 25
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If you want piss puns, urine luck

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thatgirlinoregon 21
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Number One source of piss puns, folks! We'll have to try a wee bit harder to be original!

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darlingdollie 24

Happy birthday, OP! It's okay, nobody cared about mine a couple days ago either!

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Roskosity 22

Happy birthday!

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Ki11erC 18
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We still don't.

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1dvs_bstd 41

i know that feel, don't let it dampen your mood, you can still have fun.

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ostfaiz 18

happy fun frolic n 'pissfull' birthday Op.. ;)

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vikky538 28
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Happy birthday OP... dont get pissed...

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xivoricbutterfly 25

Happy Birthday Op! ♥

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tylerbrynds 15

Well obviously you are suspected of being on drugs

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brand125 17
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or its for medical reasons? or a standard drug test to enter for something like a job. doesnt mean they think theyre actually on drugs

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ChristianH39 30

Well obviously you are a little too quick to judge.

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PassiveAggresive 12

Happy Birthday OP! It may seem kind of lame saying this, but try and make the best of it, even if you don't get what you want. A positive outlook can bring you a long way!

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mattbaker 17

Happy birthday

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