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pathetic_girl This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff Canada

Strict household

Today, I accidentally admitted to two girls in my first year university astronomy class that I have a strict 10pm bedtime. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

There's nothing wrong with going to bed early.(:

hopefully you go to a big school and you'll have more to choose from

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what's the problem with that I use it all the time to get the girl out of my room :-P

Get them both up to your bedroom by 21:59!

delightfultwist 5

where the hell was supervision for this kid

Well done. Applause, yup you just save yourself a couple years of sex. Genius.