Shifty

By Zkroger - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a year denied in front of everyone that we ever dated. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 692
You deserved it 5 132

Top comments

There there. It can only get better. FYL

Im sorry to hear about that. She really should have some respect for you, that was just rude to embarrass you in public. She really should've waited until you were in private.

Comments

nannygirl1990 6

did you guys ever actually have the conversation where you both agreed you were dating? I only day this because on three different occasions I've had a guy tell everyone we were dating when we were soo not. like agreeing to go for a walk with them one time apparently meant we were dating and in love.

Ditch the bitch. Noone will ever know, right?

an3ph 20

It's okay. Jesus will deny her in front of his father in heaven.

SuperMew 22

Actually, I doubt Jesus cares about who is dating who. Since sex doesn't happen in Christian heaven... also, she could feel bad about it later and try her hardest to be a better person.

andrealovvve 17

Go mess with someone else since you guys were apparently never together and she how she likes it :)

perdix 29

You can always keep your marriage on the down-low:D Sadly, you're not going to get a free toaster from Crate & Barrel, but you don't have to rent a tux!

That's when you break out the secret sex video you took of her! :P

And after a year of relationship you have no proof? Pics or any other things? At least you've only lost a year and can now find someone else.

Yep, I learnt that after I watched the movie "True Lies". Maybe she denied dating OP because she was a spy? :P

BriCx 8

There's a year of your life down the toilet. That's horrible that she did that. You're better off without her OP.