Satisfaction

By thacupcakeassassin - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Shippensburg

Today, I woke up from the most satisfying dream I've ever experienced. Sex related? Nah. I just needed two hands to pull a massive booger from my left nostril. FML
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FrozenMusic 26

That's snot a bad dream. *waits for down votes*

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ScratchCatPower 32

That, too, can be a very satisfying feeling according to your brain. Who am I to judge?

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igottapee 27

hope you washed your hands in your dream

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FrozenMusic 26

That's snot a bad dream. *waits for down votes*

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MessedUpLife00 13

How ironic, you're waiting for something that you won't get a lot of!

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manuwish 9

plot twist..what you dreamt was a booger turned out to be your 4 D matrix breathing tube..now is your chance to escape the pod during repairs..XP haha

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flyingflies 36

You tried too hard, dude.

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Lalala579121 27

Well thanks for giving Mnight Shyamalan his next movie idea...

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soodytheboi 23

Pulling boogers out of your nose is like finishing your math homework. It's all done and there's nothing more to get, and once you get there, you feel satisfied.

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RichardPencil 30

A booger that required two hands to harvest? You need to put that thing in the Smithsonian next to the Hope Diamond!

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RpiesSPIES 27

I've had that dream before. The end result is a gloriously putrid minty green.

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