Oh no…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Minneapolis

Today, in my second year at university, I took a pregnancy test. It's the only test I've passed all month. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 794
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aruam365 24

Not to sound harsh but maybe had you been studying rather than out having sex, you wouldn't be in this situation.

Well, hit the books op!


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moonsalt 20

I second this. My mom had me while she was going through Pharmacy school. You can still be successful. c: Good luck!

OP I hope you are happy, it really is a wonderfully thing to bring a life into the world. I have friends who have had babies young and we support them. Just don't be like this one chick who thought it was cool to bring a new born to college parties and camping with 20 drunk kids, please?!

aruam365 24

Not to sound harsh but maybe had you been studying rather than out having sex, you wouldn't be in this situation.

If OP's posting about these test results on FML, I highly doubt it's a matter worthy of congratulations. I know I'm going to get down voted to hell for this, but OP, I hope you consider ALL the options you have available to you. Sure, it's possible, as some commenters suggest, to have a baby and be successful in college, but if you really don't want to or can't balance the two, please don't. There are enough unwanted children out there. No need to add another to the mix. Good luck OP, whatever you do!

AntiPrude 26

@97 Agreed. Good luck with the abortion OP, you're making the right choice! And maybe reconsider your career path.

There's funny and then there is too far. You sir, are a bit far past the line.

Directed at 103

OP doesn't study. Instead she uses her neighbors WiFi for the answers.

She wasn't necessarily "out having sex"... for all we know, she might have had sex once with someone she's been with for a long time.

I don't see why I got downvoted for that. It was a fact. We DON'T know how many times she's had sex or who with.

Well don't be late anymore. Maybe you'll pass a real test.

Lol. Less Sex, more study?

cheshirecat13242 32

I up-voted your #118 comment, but down-voted this one when I saw it because it just sounded whiny..

Well, hit the books op!

HowAreYouToday 34

Don't hit books. OP should study and be successful.

Yeah, the baby books..

It the books, they don't hit back ;)

Hugs not drugs, mess with the bull you'll get the horns.... Easy A references? No? Ok then.

WeAreAHurricane 14

Welp, somebody already hit her so it only makes sense...

i agree with u

#42, "Mess with the bull, or you'll get the horns," is a quote from the Breakfast Club. It's definitely time to get your study on, op.

#161 Thanks captain obvious but the first line I used is followed by the other two.

at least you got....one? sorry it's all I got...

GemmaStyles 14

Not sure if this means success, OP. I could be wrong though.

AnOriginalName 19

Possibly a good wake-up call, though. Nothing wrong with having something kick you in the face, only to make you realize that you need to fix things. I had such a wake-up call in school a while ago. I didn't get pregnant, but there was a sudden moment of clarity when I realized that failing classes is no way to go through school.

wow you passed less classes than slim shady

Tough spot, OP. Good luck.

Sounds like you're really fucked!

Kallian_fml 21

Sounds more like she's already been fucked.

Erm, that was the joke, yes. Good job.

snkeller 7

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Don't know why I find this so funny.

Doesn't matter, passed test.

Because it made me giggle.

Be positive OP! Maybe this explains the lack of concentration? Good luck with everything, stay strong!

Bet you worked pretty hard for that test op

Sound like she was definitely working something "hard"

Like I tell my students - a few good cram sessions and you can pass any test!

I hope you keep it, sounds like it's your fault!