Music and Miscellaneous: Many such cases

Many such cases

By gaga - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - San Jose

Today, after spending about 5 grand on my home studio over the past year, I realized I have no musical talent whatsoever. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Parental - 22/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I spent 3 hours in my home recording studio. I was recording vocals and was trying to hit a very hard series of notes. I nailed it after 2 hours and listened. You can hear the vocals, but the EQ settings were tweaked in just the right way where you can hear my dog licking his nuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 999

You deserved it 5 660

MAKE IT STOP

By anonymous198913 - 04/02/2017 12:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 099

You deserved it 712

Support act

By Anonymous - 26/08/2024 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for my entire childhood, my parents made me play the piano until I gave in and just learned to enjoy it somehow. Now, I actually have an opportunity to play professionally, and what did my parents say? “Don’t bother, musicians hardly ever make good money. Get a real job instead.” FML

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You deserved it 76

Encourage your kids, damn asshats!

By The bassist - 17/05/2021 04:01

Today, months after buying my first bass guitar and taking bass lessons using my own money, I realized that my parents refused to buy me an instrument, claiming that I sucked at it. What actually happened is that they didn't feel like paying for some "teenage bullshit." FML

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You deserved it 170

Feeling a light 4 on this one

By Anonymous - 02/08/2024 22:00 - Hong Kong - Kowloon

Today, I started recording my piano exam pieces to submit, and I was proud at my interpretation that I spent time trying to make it sound good. That was until my tutor walked in and said I had "shit rhythm and ass intonation." My mom was there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 379

You deserved it 112

The Voice

By Stage Fright - 05/12/2022 00:00

Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 805

You deserved it 171

Where's my NS10s gone?

By Anonymous - 08/10/2021 14:00 - Spain - Palma De Mallorca

Today, I woke up to find my home studio cleared of most of my music gear. Apparently, my brother went on a Tinder date with a stranger late at night, and decided it to bring her to my place's guest room since my house "was closer." I'd been building that studio for over 10 years. FML

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You deserved it 113

Bum note

By Music Lover - 07/11/2020 05:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, after entering a conservatory of music, I've worked really hard on my academic subjects to past through the exam, so my major is pretty weak. After practising 6 hours a day for three weeks, my teacher asked me to change my major and said I'm the worst student she's ever seen. And there‘s nowhere I can go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 921

You deserved it 185

By CrazzY88s - 06/06/2010 16:00 - Ireland

Today, I bought an apartment over what I have just learned to be an Irish folk music store. FML

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You deserved it 34 182

By CA19oo - 16/01/2012 03:08 - United States

Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML

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You deserved it 42 614

Felifulify 4

Tuesday 22 May 2012 11:31

That's why u should've given it a long thought before u actually spend 5k on... Anything, really...

emac123 3

Tuesday 22 May 2012 11:31

Learn the equipment and make money recording other people

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missalice0306 19

Wednesday 23 May 2012 11:50

And you found this out just now?

friedbunnies 9

Wednesday 23 May 2012 18:24

So become a producer. You've obviously got the critical ear, and now you have the equipment.

Ashley91129 6

Thursday 24 May 2012 7:37

Here's an idea: rent it out.

Bestofme777 1

Thursday 24 May 2012 14:31

Why don't you give me a third of that and I'll give you musical lessons. Then I can finally bring my bf home :(

CabbageTrees 13

Saturday 26 May 2012 1:50

Nicki Minaj, is that you?!

someone234 5

Saturday 26 May 2012 5:37

The name gaga sounds like a hint...

ndaughtry1 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 16:35

Hey Man , I have Musical ability but i dont have the money for it , dnt you want to help somebody have a chance on there dream ?

Buddking 1

Tuesday 6 November 2012 5:14

Retard

deathbydaniel 9

Monday 12 November 2012 18:58

Don't worry. Neither is Miley Cyrus, and she's made millions!

khodginssxo 14

Sunday 21 July 2013 12:18

I guess produce? I mean you have the studio why not

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Today, my boyfriend's mother called me lazy. Her days consist of sitting on her couch watching Fox News. I'm a college athlete who also has a part-time job, yet I'm the lazy one. FML

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Today, I found out that my roommate secretly edited a paper I wrote and recently turned in, so that it repeatedly refers to the famed author "Kneel Gayman." I'm positive that's not how it's spelled. FML

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Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

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Today, I dyed my hair blonde for my boyfriend, hoping it would help spice up our sex life. His response? It's still a few shades off from his favorite porn star. FML

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Today, it's Christmas Eve. I was the happiest ever realizing that all the bills are paid, all the presents are bought, all the food is ready, and I still have some money left. This my biggest accomplishment so far as a young adult. Until I realized I don't have a tree. Adulting is hard. FML

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Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML

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Same thing different taste

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