Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee and Health: Let it all out - FML

Let it all out

By achoo-plop - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I learned that the only way for me to have a complete bowel movement is to blow my nose at the same time. However, I learned this while standing in my girlfriend's kitchen. FML

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hersheykisses511 18

Monday 30 November 2015 13:42

Obviously something wrong with your wiring.

PoisonKangaroo 5

Monday 30 November 2015 13:41

I think you blew out the wrong hole.

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c_wyld 21

Monday 30 November 2015 19:39

Oh blow it out your ass.

johnboy2978 1

Monday 30 November 2015 22:19

Seems an awkward place to have a proper bowel movement mate.

HanselSuHan 12

Tuesday 1 December 2015 3:50

Ok that made my day. God bless your misfortune

Scooter42 15

Tuesday 1 December 2015 14:27

So you've gone your entire life, up until now, never having had a "complete" bowel movement or having ever blown your nose? Sounds like you're doing them both wrong.

team_hale 11

Wednesday 2 December 2015 2:43

Where will you be when the diarrhea hits?

cypherwars 15

Wednesday 23 December 2015 12:15

Ivan Pavlov would be proud!

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