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pancakessdsjsn This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Lake Forest, United States

I don't get paid enough for this shit

Today, while cleaning tables at the fast food place where I work, I had to remove two human teeth from a table top. FML

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He acci'dental'ly left them there.

One time when I was at McDonalds with my family, my dad found a tooth in his hamburger. One of the grossest things ever.

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Wait wait wait. Were they just laying on the table, or like, embedding in it? Like someone tried to eat the table and broke their teeth off? This missing piece of information is absolutely vital.

I guess the tooth fairy's not giving them money since they left them behind

all I want for christmas is my ... :-D

Maybe whoever it was decided to leave their teeth there so the tooth fairy would leave a tip.

I feel your pain. Our bathroom is no longer open to the public. My manager won't even talk about it anymore.

Woah...like they were stuck in the table? Like someone curb stomped them, but on the table? Where do you work?

Whale then. .-.

aaand on to da next one...

diarheea101 11

So that's where my teeth went!

diarheea101 11

Damn that tooth fairy!