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pancakessdsjsn This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Lake Forest, United States

I don't get paid enough for this shit

Today, while cleaning tables at the fast food place where I work, I had to remove two human teeth from a table top. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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He acci'dental'ly left them there.

One time when I was at McDonalds with my family, my dad found a tooth in his hamburger. One of the grossest things ever.

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I was wondering where those went...

That sucks you never know what you'll find are they gold then maybe it's a good tip

Meth not even once

Someone must have been REALLY hungry....

How did that happen?

Someone either had one hell of a night, or a dead tooth (or two).

I bet that's not the weirdest occurrence you've had there

Pfff their loss, enjoy the extra money from the tooth fairy!

...Is that not normal?

Are you sure they were human teeth?