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pancakessdsjsn This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Lake Forest, United States

I don't get paid enough for this shit

Today, while cleaning tables at the fast food place where I work, I had to remove two human teeth from a table top. FML

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He acci'dental'ly left them there.

One time when I was at McDonalds with my family, my dad found a tooth in his hamburger. One of the grossest things ever.

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Um, that's just wrong. I'm a dentist, and I've had people hand me teeth before that just fell out. But dude, in a fast food restaurant? WTF? That's what the trash is for! Why are some people just so disgusting? (Yeah, that's rhetorical.)

Two human teeth... as opposed to what, exactly?

I mean come on, you work cleaning tables, surely you've seen worse.