It's a foot long
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
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How can I put this…?
Today, I have to figure out how to tell my vision-impaired father that his ex-girlfriend left their double pronged dildo out on his dresser when she moved out. I see it when I bring him his coffee every morning. FML
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jbuckets_404 38
Um, simply & discretely move it to elsewhere in the room that's not in line-of-sight perhaps? Or put on your Big-Girl pants and delicately broach said subject matter verbally with him?
BurnInDemonFire 35
How hard is it for you to put it in a drawer? Or the trash?
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jbuckets_404 38
Um, simply & discretely move it to elsewhere in the room that's not in line-of-sight perhaps? Or put on your Big-Girl pants and delicately broach said subject matter verbally with him?
Leeono 26
Just don’t be a dick about it
purplepixie23 16
Be a double dick about it
BurnInDemonFire 35
How hard is it for you to put it in a drawer? Or the trash?
Kruxon 11
I know it's hard but try to square things up..
TxKitten79 10
Grow up. Grab it with a hand towel, put in a drawer, then toss the towel in the hamper.
RichardPencil 30
Poke him in both eyes with it. That’s not OCD, it’s just the right thing to do.
skippydoda 32
Just quietly put it in the trash and never speak of this again
julfunky 29
I’m going to have to agree with everyone else — there’s no reason both of you need to be embarrassed. Put it in a box under the bed. Stick it in the back of his underwear drawer. Hell, just throw the damn thing away. Anything other than telling him.
Robert Herrin 8
At least she didn't leave it in the toilet.
Nik 12
"hey dad, what's that?"
J15237 25
dumb question time. Why dont you just put it away? Or hell toss it? Grab some gloves if you feel you need to.