Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
San Antonio, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hey there!
Today, I accidentally texted a picture of my cock to my dad. FML
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yourmurderscenex 13
stop sending pictures of your **** to people and you wouldn't be having this issue.
biologymajor1992 7
did he send one back to you?
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Comments (118)
Bailey_Bear 3
dick pics are not attractive anyway..
RedPillSucks 33
When your cable goes out, you get bored. When you get bored, you play with your phone. When you play with your phone, you accidentally sext your dad. Get DirectTV(tm) and don't sext your dad.
theeccentric 7
I'm hoping by **** you mean rooster.
n00b4liciou5 10
"Sorry son, mine's still bigger."
lz_mordan 1
you got too cocky
PrimeStarscream 30
Anthony, I thought you were over that.
sdroze1389 31
120. I got this, but I feel like this joke may have been wasted in present company.
lvg_fml 10
Better than to your mom
tenderteddy82 4
Dad's reply: "Wow...I guess size is not genetic. Sorry son."
FlyingPie 17
Incest is best.
ForbiddenDestiny 20
Did he sext you back? X