Fatty
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Hefty
Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML
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dreamering 16
Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.
roeallen 11
Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.
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Comments (213)
Lucidium 0
lol calm down tiger.
iluvpink10 0
either u need to lose some weight or he needs to gain some muscle
154rct 7
NO FAT CHICKS
lexi365 20
Blame gravity.
lexi365 20
Blame gravity.
candy29 10
Wow that is ridiculous!! He should be able to lift you even if you are a bit bigger. I'm a 5 foot tall 120 pound girl and I can literally pick up and carry my guy friends that weigh over 170 pounds. He needs to hit the gym!!!
paulydlover 0
All u bit**es r srry muth fuc*kers callin her fat n him weak bit*: ur probly fat n weak tht y ur here instead of exercising right
MurphyS94 4
Last year in my drama class, we were playing a game where you had to get picked up occasionally. A huge football player picked me up and his arms were shaking. He was astounded that I only weighed 110. My current boyfriend, who weighs the same as me, can pick me up, no problem. Moral of the story: Guys are just weird like that.
paulydlover 0
All u bit**es r stupid ur all calling her fat him weak ur stupid @$$ is probly fat n weak ur self cuz thts y ur here in stead of exercising dumnd@$$es
toxicmurder109 4
wow