He's not my real dad

By Moosh - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my stepdad did a crap in the shape of the number 2, took a picture of it, then showed it to all my friends at my party, all while we were eating. FML
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perdix 29

A number two in the shape of a number two? Stepdad: FTW! What a flawless victory!

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fmlfmlfml15 0

wow, thats just disgusting

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schwinn11 0

Atleast he didn't get it out and show it to everyone

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quarty165 0

I'm in with you on this one. Mine is just as bad. FYL indeed.

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muffinsareyummy 1

greatest. step parent. ever.

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Basiil 0

lol. first time i read it i thought u were the one who took the picture.

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tonyihopness 0

wait so he shit to make his shit look like shit . is that what your saying muthafucka

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JBauer 0

He should call the European Fecal Standards and Measurements Institute I'm Zurich. Their number is listed on their website.

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lucyeliza 0

haha i appreciated this comment!! And OP are you from Mackay by any chance?

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ohaider123 0

Ew. I probably wouldn't talk to him for a while.

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omgitsjackiee 0

I'd walk right out of the house at that point.

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