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Today, I had to go to my son's school for career day, I explained what a banker does, then asked if anyone had a question. One boy raised his hand and asked, "When are all the cool parents gonna come?" FML

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To #3-you've obviously never been in an elementary classroom. Kids are more brutal than Simon Cowell.

Tell that kid "Sorry, there are no parents with cool jobs coming. We fired them all because all your money are belong to us!"

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lol, kids ftw.

BaBiiSpAnKy821 0

**** your sons life :/

oh noes, you're a banker, and a six year old thinks you aren't cool. your life sucks. grow up and smell the paycheck you tool.

Wow. that sukz

Haha well my mom makes birthday cards as a job... so i think people would definately be more interested in your job than my mom's.

isn't that from a movie too?

wish one of my parents was a banker...

Should've lied. ;)

poazul6789 0

aww:3

blackman100 20

you cant control what kids say. if it makes you feel any better, i think that your cool.