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Today, I had to go to my son's school for career day, I explained what a banker does, then asked if anyone had a question. One boy raised his hand and asked, "When are all the cool parents gonna come?" FML

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To #3-you've obviously never been in an elementary classroom. Kids are more brutal than Simon Cowell.

Tell that kid "Sorry, there are no parents with cool jobs coming. We fired them all because all your money are belong to us!"

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archeon_fml 0

If your expecting sympathy as a banker... well just now

bula_rocks 0

exactly.

Sounds like a made up story. No kid asks such a question, they're kids, they're not mentally challenged.

yah I don't think they have career days for 5 ur olds

To #3-you've obviously never been in an elementary classroom. Kids are more brutal than Simon Cowell.

haha don't worry about it. as long as you like your job. but u can't really blame them can u? i mean how exciting is it to listen to what it's like to be a banker

Tell that kid "Sorry, there are no parents with cool jobs coming. We fired them all because all your money are belong to us!"

the_walrus 0

it could be worse, they could have read then papers?

Kids are generally super blunt. And at their age, do you really expect them to be fascinated by your job as a banker?

youaresofucked 0

Relax OP, there's no such thing as "cool parents" :-)

Only the top bankers run the world. :p Most bankers are your average joes.