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rejecteddd This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Classic move

Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Haha_oh_wait 4

Maybe he got lost. Afterall he is blind.

all4pooh 4

It's called sarcasm..

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BrittanyPernell6 0

Lucy, he's got some splainin to do!

dhetwongurrdolly 0

LOL.

you must be pug fuggly

Illyssa_fml 4

What if something happened to him?? :-O

bryce2552 4

this is what is called the lemon law, as stated in the bro code.

Forever alone :c

capothegee 0

you must look crazy.

You're too2x beautiful to be his gurl. ')

AngelLove251987 0

did you check restroom? maybe, he was having stomachache or something