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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Appleton, United States

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Today, I told my girlfriend I've been a vegetarian for 6 years. Hearing this, my mom said, "No, you're not. I fry your mushrooms and onions in bacon grease." With this new information, I've been a vegetarian for about 76 hours. FML

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Tupelo_Honey 30

You didn't notice your food tasted like bacon for 6 years?

landon_loe11 16

It's ok. My mom used to fry my stuff in vegetable oil to make me a vegetarian.

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Comments (76)

1crabbygirl 10

"It's my mom's fault." Makes me VOMiT!!!!!!

Spark_Slicker 19

I don't condone what your mother did, but you probably should have been preparing your own meals if you are that serious and committed to your vegetarianism. Just to be sure.

Lunasis 14

while it was inconsiderate to do it knowing your lifestyle... really.. it's bacon! bacon is wonderful 0.o

ytew6 6

HA! I saw a comic about this on reddit! I'm assuming you made that as well OP?

harou 3

Well, if you're just telling her, then it's not really her fault for not knowing, but if she already knew and you were just telling her how long it's been, well, she's probably a bitch.

tosdyke 16

are you really that stupid that you couldn't taste the bacon???

schubur 3

Your mom is a saint. I work at a restraint that is part of a major chain and I do shit like this to all the vegetarian food all the time. Take that haha.

elleanor 1

That's ****** up. I have lupus and I can't eat meat or I throw up horribly and sometimes pass out. It's not always the person's choice. Trust me. I love bacon and chicken but it's not worth it later.

MisUnFortunate 31

Meat actually makes me really sick, that's a ******* horrible thing to do to someone.

chungyiubear 10

You're ****** up. What if you made someone terribly sick?

MadamBri 4

You're still a veggie-head. Just don't eat anything your mom cooks. That's awful messed up if your mom. Some people just don't have any respect.

smokecloud_ 37

am i the only one who always thought that plants are alive too so you're still "killing" a lifeform for nurishment? im not anti-veg or anything, people should be able to eat what they want, but this is a question i've wondered for a very long time. oh, and op, your mom sounds like a disrespectful b

DivinePrince 18

In fact, this is the reason why I hate vegetarians and am against it whole-heartedly. Plants are living too. You're torturing them just as much as any other animal. Ah, hypocrites.