Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Appleton, United States
Bon appétit
Today, I told my girlfriend I've been a vegetarian for 6 years. Hearing this, my mom said, "No, you're not. I fry your mushrooms and onions in bacon grease." With this new information, I've been a vegetarian for about 76 hours. FML
Top comments
Tupelo_Honey 30
You didn't notice your food tasted like bacon for 6 years?
landon_loe11 16
It's ok. My mom used to fry my stuff in vegetable oil to make me a vegetarian.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (76)
TcheQ 12
stop being such a punce and murder some piglets
Jebitesevsi 11
Get your own place, buy your own food and prepare it yourself. There! Your food problems will be over.
DeadPixel4 29
Being vegetarian is. A huge missed steak.
carbonbasedcynic 17
so thats why you didnt quit on it!!
sandikoff 4
Maybe he should have done his own cooking. his mother isn't a personal chef