315 This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Bad idea

Today, I drank a good amount of vodka and cut my own hair. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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3 March 2009, 11:20

Haha, I did that recently, except it was just my bangs. And tequila, instead. But damn if it isn't taking forever for my ******* bangs to grow out...

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30 April 2009, 07:23

I hate the mods who let this stupid shit pass more than anything

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17 February 2014, 07:22

Yikes

11 May 2015, 21:35

I'd freak.

16 October 2015, 05:34

the life sucks option has 6666 votes