Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML
Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
Today, my wife's water broke so I drove her to the hospital. After 16 hours without labor, I went home to get a little sleep. Four hours later I got the call and ran outside to find that my car was towed from my parking space. FML
Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
Today, I had to wait an hour in the awful rain for my mom to pick me up, because she didn't realize the clocks had gone forward already. FML
Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML
Today, I was leaving a cafe with some of my friends. I had to sit in the back of the car by myself. I opened the door when I saw an old woman needing help getting to her car because it was raining. I shut the door and went to help. My friends thought I had gotten in. I was left in the rain with no phone. FML
Today, my wife made me feel like an asshole for not leaving work to come home because she wasn't feeling good. I'm working at a jobsite 1.5 hours away from home, plus my vehicle wasn't at the jobsite either. FML
Today, I was working as a Valet driver. After getting no customers for 5 hours in the pouring rain, a woman driving by stops and asks me for directions. Before leaving, she said, "I should probably tip you for that, since that's probably the only money you'd get all night." She didn't. FML
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Top comments
MattOnFML 13
Ahh man, routines can do that to you sometimes haha. Tough luck
psiloveyou15 12
Mondays...
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queerdragon 20
I hate when that happens. My sister was supposed to pick me up from the airport the other day. I kept trying to call her to come get me, because it started randomly raining. By the time she arrived I was soaked and miserable. She ended up pointing out--when we arrived home--that I had left my car in overnight parking.
hbake 13
Gotta love routine. I do stuff like this all the time without even realizing it! Makes you feel like you are on autopilot…
olpally 33
How stupid can you be? Lol. FYL and YDI on this one.
MEM0817 18
You're saying you've never had an "ahh ha" moment when the light finally went off? We all have those moments/days. Doesn't mean OP is stupid...
iAlissa 34
Why do you always have such nasty comments, olpally? Literally your comments are either offensive or ignorant
psychokittybaby 5
#39 something tells me his light is burned out completely...
MEM0817 18
64- I agree with you completely. I don't understand how so many people read a condensed FML and make such crude and unreasonable assumptions. 69- I tend to give people more credit than they deserve, apparently!
FimogenFeels 14
That sucks OP! Fyl!
perdix 31
You need to apologize to your wife for what you were thinking about her!
doctorreptar 2
At least you HAVE a wife:'(
perdix 31
#19, sometimes that's an FML all by itself. Cheer up!
hntandjlt 8
Haha I'm sorry but that's kind of funny
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Damn invisible cars, I lose them all the time.
Gingerette 8
Megamind reference?
NoFlippinWai 24
yes. yes it was.
NoFlippinWai 24
yes. yes it was.
XxQuartersxX 14
I cant help but laugh a little xD
MidnaLink 35
Oops...