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    By Anonymous - 10/01/2021 08:01

    Today, I had the best date I've had in my life, until after we ate and split an expensive dinner out, we came back to my place and she then told me she was homeless, and wasn't looking to date but for a couch to crash on. She won't leave. Happy fucking New Year. FML
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    By nexus - 01/01/2022 16:59 - Papua New Guinea

    Today, did anyone else spent the last moments of 2021 shitting their brains out on a toilet? FML
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    By Anonymous - 01/01/2022 04:58 - United States - Chester

    Today, it's both my 28th birthday and New Year’s Eve. Even though it's a Friday, tonight’s big plans are frozen pizza and going to bed early. I live with my parents and even they are going out tonight, leaving me to watch the dog. Happy Birthday, loser! FML
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