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Today, I fell asleep during a job interview as it was taking place over the phone. FML
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On 04/30/2012 at 9:28am - work - by jobless (woman) - United States
Today, while I was working in the liquor store, I was trying to impress my hot boss by lifting three cases of Grey goose. Turns out I can't, and I'll be working for the next two months of the rest of my summer paying it all back. FML
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On 06/15/2009 at 12:13am - work - by damgoose (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 7:41am - love - by Austin Franklin - United States
Today, I got a call from my ex asking if I could fix her computer. I brought my 7 year old son with me. On the way I told him, how I hated her, but I can't be rude. Once we get there, I say to her "it's nice to see you." My son says "but I thought you said you want her to fall off a bridge?" FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 8:08pm - kids - by Dan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I decided to mock a few stuck-up runners by effortlessly jumping over the track hurdles. The last one was the easiest. The easiest to crush my balls on, and twist my ankle up in the process. FML
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On 03/29/2011 at 2:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I actually took pleasure in sniffing my armpits after 2 days of not showering. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Anon (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I decided to shave my balls. When I was finished, I vacuumed up the mess on the carpet, and then the fragments of hair still on my balls. Very bad idea. FML
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Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML
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On 08/01/2009 at 8:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML
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Today, I had to look up how to eat a mango on the internet. FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by mylifeissad (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, my Dad took me to a yankee game at the new Yankees stadium. During the 5th inning the camera crew put a man on the big screen. I then yelled out "Look at that ugly asshole!" It was the guy sitting 4 seats to the left of me. FML
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On 05/10/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by XxespoxX (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML
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On 08/03/2010 at 6:40am - misc - by MyFaceHurts (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I read an article on babies dying after being accidentally left in cars in the sun. On my lunch break, I decided to walk around the parking lot, checking to see that no kids were abandoned in cars. A guy gave me a smack for looking through his car window. FML
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On 05/21/2012 at 10:59am - misc - by whytoday -
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