The new economy

By Anonymous - 22/12/2020 19:58 - Germany

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Today, I have so little faith in my future earning potential that I keep my clipped toe and fingernails as a nest egg. I heard that some weirdos on the internet actually pay money for those. FML
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Yummi_913 18

Uhm... you could just sell foot pics and used panties? It has a much larger earning potential than you'd get from the few weirdos who like toenails.

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mekiswrite 21

You'd probably make more selling your used and unwashed underwear.

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mekiswrite 21

You'd probably make more selling your used and unwashed underwear.

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Yummi_913 18

Uhm... you could just sell foot pics and used panties? It has a much larger earning potential than you'd get from the few weirdos who like toenails.

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sarahcroy20 12

I dont want to alarm you but that doesn't seem quite normal. Maybe you need some help?

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RichardPencil 30

You should also pee in jars and poop in bags and freeze it. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a market for that. What is for sure is that no one will steal your lunch from the office fridge ever again.

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coius 23

Imagine someone buying a poopsickle and then using it to stab and murder someone. Dna would suggest someone else is the culprit and would make an investigator rethink his career choice.

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RichardPencil 30

That's a hole new take on the infamous "poop knife."

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iraaa 3

dude I heard they use it for black magic..🤐

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