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Today, while working in a jail, I had to tell an inmate arrested for domestic violence that no, he could not use his phone call to call me at home. FML

#17892282
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21897) - you deserved it (1893)

On 10/02/2011 at 11:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I'm so broke, I asked my parents if they'd pay for me to go to the eye doctor and consider it my Christmas present. FML

#20149436
75 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 8:01pm - money - by EB - United States

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

#19526031
163 comments

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On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was planning to start my fitness regime and lose weight, using the bike that had been lying unused in my garden for the past six months. Tonight, the bike was stolen from my garden. FML

#18802834
73 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 2:51am - misc - by baby shak - United States

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

#19072252
79 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML

#19018819
131 comments

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On 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm - misc - by Emily (woman) - United States

Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML

#20153506
146 comments

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On 11/07/2012 at 1:39pm - work - by Owen - Canada (Alberta)

Today, as I put my 4 year old daughter in the car seat, she dropped her crayon. She then paused and matter-of-factly said, "Mommy, I don't say 'f***' anymore when I drop things." FML

#13450247
99 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 8:25pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML

#19530940
70 comments

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On 04/26/2012 at 3:11am - misc - by somefamily (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was driving home from a long day at work fixing people's electronics. When I got home, I got a call from work saying I needed to go back and help a customer with their TV again. When I got there, after an hour of driving, I realized I'd accidentally kicked the power cord out. FML

#17403392
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21881) - you deserved it (5390)

On 08/08/2011 at 1:30am - work - by Dispute (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

#2804
15 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by impatient amy - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, as my friend was rudely rummaging through my phone, she saw a picture of the pottery I've painted her for Christmas. Not only did she see it, but she also declared it ugly. That's probably the present I'm the most proud of this Christmas. FML

#20193344
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21881) - you deserved it (2058)

On 12/06/2012 at 1:15am - misc - by a - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I told my boss that I quit, and handed in my two week's notice. A couple of hours later, I found my letter of resignation had been photocopied and copies hung all around the office with "Best day ever" written on the bottom. FML

#20176308
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21875) - you deserved it (4758)

On 11/24/2012 at 6:54am - work - by sad face - Australia (New South Wales)



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