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Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML

#18917374
190 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 4:57pm - work - by StupidNurse (woman) - Germany

Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation before leaving. I guess it's dinner for one tonight. FML

#14686261
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On 01/23/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was at a window seat on a bus full of people when I saw a person lying motionless in a gutter. I jumped up, nearly hysterical, screaming for the driver to stop because there was a guy really hurt on the road. An emergency stop and huge commotion ensued. It turned out to be some garbage. FML

Today, our airplane was delayed because of issues with the de-ice-ing. Then, because it had too little fuel. Then, because of engine troubles. Then, because our first officer needed to be replaced due to legal restrictions on pilots' hours. Now, I get to go straight from the plane to work. FML

#7095154
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On 01/02/2010 at 12:33am - work - by JSterl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML

#8366162
101 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by unfortunate419 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realised that my friend hasn't spoken to me for a week. A week ago I politely explained to her that I really don't believe in horoscopes, and asked her at the time to stop systematically using my star-sign to explain my behaviour. FML

#20476356
93 comments

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On 01/24/2013 at 11:37am - misc - by notsuperstitious (woman) - Finland

Today, I asked my mom if she could buy me some anti-nausea medicine. She said, "You just have a stomach ache. It's not like you're throwing up." As she said it, I threw up everything but my childhood memories. She still wouldn't get any medicine. FML

Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML

#13415176
55 comments

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On 10/12/2010 at 12:48am - intimacy - by tdiz - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I discovered the piggy bank I made a Facebook account for has more friends than me. It has 12. FML

#13733621
141 comments

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On 11/06/2010 at 12:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I crashed into a ditch on my way home from work. I had to walk 2 miles in -25 below zero weather before I could pick up a cell phone signal to call a tow truck. When I got back to my car, a cop was waiting for me with a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. FML

#1542
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On 01/18/2009 at 5:29am - misc - by dirk855 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML

#19575961
57 comments

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On 05/05/2012 at 3:19am - health - by markzar - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML

#19219100
100 comments

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On 03/05/2012 at 3:45am - intimacy - by LittleRed (woman) - United States



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