Lingo

By Anonymous - 14/07/2020 08:02

Today, I was alarmed to hear my daughter's boyfriend talk about dropping the kids off at the pool. She has no children. Turns out he was referring to himself taking a dump. FML
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TinScarecrow 15

It's a common joke. No reason to get bent out of shape over it

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ojoRojo 27

How does this eff your life, exactly? Sounds like a minor concern that was quickly clarified.

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TinScarecrow 15

It's a common joke. No reason to get bent out of shape over it

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Win 9

What is common to you may not be common to others. No need to assume and get “bent out of shape” over it.

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TinScarecrow 15

They wrote an FML over it. I just pointed out it's a common phrase 🙄

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ojoRojo 27

How does this eff your life, exactly? Sounds like a minor concern that was quickly clarified.

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FinkiusMaximus 7

I used to think that expression referred to . . . depositing, er, potential children in the toilet. I was surprised people were so casual about it and how much of a necessity it often seemed.

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AmbrosiaFan 18

YDI... I've known about that for many years...

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bobsanction 18

You're old enough to have a child that has a boyfriend but didn't know that colloquialism? God save your children.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

I heard that joke for the first time like 10 years ago and was also supper confused lmao :D

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maiyapapaiya13 9

Pretty sure children means sperm and he’s gonna jack off and cum in the toilet😂

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