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Today, I went jet skiing with my girlfriend of four years. I intended to propose to her. The $2000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the lake. I have no idea where it is. FML

#13317207
209 comments

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On 10/04/2010 at 2:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, we watched a movie in class. Afterwards, the professor asked us what we thought. I raised my hand and said it was pretentious, dull and a really poor example of filmmaking. It was the movie HE spent five years writing and directing. FML

#222376
115 comments

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On 03/05/2009 at 10:25pm - misc - by Nate (man) - United States (California)

Today, I learned from the noise outside my window that construction workers start their days at 5 AM. FML

#17385440
119 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 5:28am - health - by LH0026 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to Lidl to buy the cheapest jaffa cakes I could. They cost 35p. When I was eating them later on I put the plastic wrapper onto the side. When I'd finished eating my jaffa cakes I went to pick up the wrapper... The dog had eaten it. Cost me a £150 vet bill. Most expensive jaffas I've ever had. FML

#5361987
194 comments

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On 09/19/2009 at 7:19pm - animals - by 909 (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML

#20002229
181 comments

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On 08/04/2012 at 1:15pm - misc - by fuckingbeliebers (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML

#17056931
93 comments

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On 07/10/2011 at 7:51pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my finger nail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML

#19241359
69 comments

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On 03/08/2012 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, I woke up with a vicious hangover. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to dozens of cans strewn all over the floor. I don't remember buying half the store's supply of pork and beans. FML

#21304482
54 comments

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On 11/23/2014 at 1:22pm - misc - by college student - United States (Ohio)

Today, my 5 year old son asked me to explain how he was born. After I told him I had a C-Section, he went to school and told everyone he was born at sea. I found out when the teacher called me. FML

#6643821
103 comments

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On 12/07/2009 at 12:07am - kids - by proudparent (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received an e-mail from the Unemployment Department saying they had a job referral for me. After excitedly reading the description, I realised it was the job I'd just been fired from (at a much higher pay). If I don't go through the application process, I will be denied my unemployment. FML

#8862243
45 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 2:28am - work - by AlyssaBC (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML

#19359815
147 comments

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On 03/27/2012 at 9:08pm - health - by Anna - United States

Today, I set up a miniature nativity scene in my apartment. Three hours ago, my dog decided it would be a good idea to eat baby Jesus. Two hours ago, the vet laughed and said not to worry because I would 'have him back in time for Christmas'. FML

#6791199
93 comments

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On 12/17/2009 at 9:32am - animals - by gettingacat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

#14606368
38 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 10:32pm - misc - by sam -



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