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Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

#21445392
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27188) - you deserved it (3424)

On 07/22/2015 at 7:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML

#9169720
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27186) - you deserved it (11651)

On 03/17/2010 at 9:10pm - misc - by My mom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I still have the bronchitis and the stomach flu that I suffered through all weekend. Today was to be the day I had my bachelorette party and wedding shower. I had to call both of them off. FML

#19264190
100 comments

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On 03/12/2012 at 12:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked into a T-Mobile store to get a new phone. I wanted all of my numbers on my new phone, but the customer service rep had to transfer them. He said jokingly, "I understand. You don't want to lose your girlfriend's number." My girlfriend and I broke up two days ago. FML

#5829686
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On 10/14/2009 at 3:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML

#18922486
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27182) - you deserved it (3184)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:54am - money - by dust - Japan

Today, my mother told me to take a quick shower. When I got out, she told me I took too long, and now I have to pay the utilities bill. My shower was two minutes long. FML

#21425187
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27180) - you deserved it (2028)

On 06/12/2015 at 9:56pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my extremely overweight roommate decided to not only be a nudist, but also to get in shape for his new lifestyle. He's been doing naked lunges in our room for the last twenty minutes. FML

#20145644
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27178) - you deserved it (1998)

On 11/03/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by xXfloatingshitlogXx (woman) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I went out and bought a copy of Black Ops 2. I got home and opened the case, only to see the game disk was missing. When I went back to the store to complain, the guy at the desk accused me of trying to pull an old scam on him. FML

#20175155
106 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 12:20pm - money - by FUCK A FUCKING DUCK (man) - Bahamas (New Providence)

Today, I had just finished up at work. I was standing on a street corner, waiting to cross to get to my car on the other side. I had three people pull up beside me and ask me how much I charged. FML

#19283430
192 comments

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

#19720849
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27178) - you deserved it (7045)

On 06/02/2012 at 12:55pm - love - by Norwegian (man) - Norway

Today, I had a toothache and applied some numbing gel to soothe the pain. Too much came out and made my whole mouth numb. A man came into my work, thought I was making fun of his lisp, and stormed out really upset. He later called to complain about me. The boss just called me to his office. FML

#13688045
64 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 1:20pm - work - by speechless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered out of the 20 job applications only one job called me for an interview. They told me to leave after two sentences. FML

#14954069
70 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 12:31am - work - by jobless - United States (North Dakota)

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

#21387468
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27173) - you deserved it (3584)

On 04/04/2015 at 10:35am - work - by Anonymous (man) - France (Bretagne)



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