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Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML

#18922486
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24941) - you deserved it (3022)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:54am - money - by dust - Japan

Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML

#21448024
67 comments

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On 07/27/2015 at 12:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me, when I got off he smiled and told me as the doors were closing "the last twelve times was for fun." FML

#13777972
104 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 2:00pm - misc - by nameless - United Kingdom

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

#376
45 comments

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On 11/23/2008 at 5:59am - misc - by rob - Sent from mobile version

Today, my parents, my aunt and her husband went out to dinner. There, my aunt told us that she was pregnant, and out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML

#21387788
76 comments

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On 04/04/2015 at 11:06pm - kids - by TKPhai - United States (California)

Today, after helping run salads and bread to a table, they demanded I do something about the bug problem. I would've been more understanding if they hadn't chosen to sit outside. FML

#21435223
67 comments

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On 07/02/2015 at 2:40am - work - by smokecloud_ - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend told me that once you love somebody you can never truly fall "out of love" with them. She wasn't talking about me, she was talking about her ex. FML

#21435838
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24934) - you deserved it (1759)

On 07/03/2015 at 11:52am - love - by worriedman - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was told that my mom and her new husband have named my new born brother "Titan". FML

#1172
104 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 10:49pm - misc - by isthisajoke - United States (California)

Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML

#12081632
58 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 5:49am - work - by wils (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, some beefed-up guy wearing a wife-beater sat in my restaurant, took out a big sack of coins, and played My Little Pony songs on the jukebox for 4 hours straight. I couldn't summon the courage to tell him to leave. FML

#20401192
170 comments

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On 12/15/2012 at 7:57pm - work - by lingling (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML

#21412612
61 comments

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On 05/19/2015 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML

#13336627
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24932) - you deserved it (2562)

On 10/05/2010 at 11:20pm - work - by sick (woman) - United States



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