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Today I went to the pharmacist to buy condoms because I was going to see my girlfriend. When I went to pick her up, I got to receive a sermon from her father, the pharmacist. FML

By Brayan - / Monday 24 April 2017 12:36 / Colombia
By BrokenHangLow - / Saturday 22 April 2017 12:32 / United States - Havelock
By whywasitthere - / Monday 17 April 2017 21:13 / United States - New Braunfels
By sad_unicorn - / Saturday 15 April 2017 15:22 / Australia - Yagoona
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Leveritas Say more :
OP here. Didn't think this would have posted, let alone so quickly. I spent the first half of my evening thinking about what I may have said wrong. Do you know a 'realization' moment, like in the cartoons? That's what it felt like. She didn't make eye contact with me the entire evening, and I felt terrible afterwards. Also yes, pitching a tent is correct, but it was both translated from Dutch and close...
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By "DemCherries" - / Saturday 25 March 2017 15:52 / United States - Overland Park
FML - The follow-up

Today, I have the option of staying downstairs and having to listen to my father have sex with his girlfriend, or moving upstairs and having to listen to my brother's side of cybersex with his girlfriend. FML

Born2Goth Say more :
Hey this is mine, I didn't realize it got published. I don't actually live at my dad's house, I was just visiting. So I don't really have any friends there and It was really late at night so I didn't really have anywhere else to go. The only headphones I had were not at all noise canceling, even when playing loud music. I did end up moving upstairs but that's only because that's where I was sleeping....
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By GoneLimp - / Thursday 2 March 2017 13:11 / United States - Havelock
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By workhoe - / Friday 17 February 2017 10:53 / United States
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