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Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML

#7904015
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23658) - you deserved it (1997)

On 02/05/2010 at 11:29am - intimacy - by donkeyd - United States (Virginia)

Today, I heard on the news that the average debt one is in when they graduate college is $24,000. I've been in college for one year and my debt is already $20,000. And it turns out that my school's accreditation does not exist like I was told. $20,000 in debt and no college credits to show for it. FML

#13582834
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23657) - you deserved it (6952)

On 10/24/2010 at 10:16pm - money - by krissysays (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that the weird lump on my eye is benign. That would be great news but they aren't going to treat it at all. Now I look like I'm high all the time. FML

#16016823
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23657) - you deserved it (2514)

On 05/02/2011 at 6:58am - health - by anon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML

#13818432
77 comments

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On 11/12/2010 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by penguins (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML

#19992075
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23654) - you deserved it (1619)

On 07/30/2012 at 2:41am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my supervisor forced me to bring the image of a failed simulation to the group meeting, because he thought it looked funny. So did the others and it's now going on our webpage. I have to provide a scientific description of how I made a mistake in my code. FML

#21393415
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23659) - you deserved it (2442)

On 04/14/2015 at 7:50am - work - by OptMouse (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

#16075274
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23650) - you deserved it (12231)

On 05/07/2011 at 3:08am - misc - by sillyfox4lyfe (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML

#17975485
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23650) - you deserved it (2644)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:27pm - misc - by brit (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I am contemplating ending my relationship of 6 years. My boyfriend is too busy playing with a plastic guitar to listen. FML

#2469
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23649) - you deserved it (3502)

On 01/24/2009 at 5:09pm - love - by fyou - United States (Michigan)

Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friends stomach. It was my Principal. FML

#24455
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23649) - you deserved it (15452)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:38am - misc - by da man (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, while working as a receptionist at a health clinic a woman came to settle her account. Before she left, she held out her closed palm and asked if I could put something in the bin for her. I held out my hand and watched many bits of chewed fingernails land in my palm. FML

#19095888
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23648) - you deserved it (2307)

On 02/16/2012 at 8:29pm - work - by Tay - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I travelled across an ocean to visit the guy I'm dating. He lied to me about his apartment; he lives in a dorm with a twin-sized bed and a bathroom he shares with 8 guys. Just now, after taking 3 trains from the airport to his "apt", he asked me to edit his essay while he goes to class. FML

#8493651
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23646) - you deserved it (7732)

On 02/20/2010 at 9:38pm - love - by gullible (woman) - United States (New York)



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