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Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by lilzoot (man) - United States (Alabama)
Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
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On 12/20/2010 at 1:08pm - work - by Chloe - United Kingdom (London)
Today, after burning all my past-papers, books and notes in celebration of finishing maths forever, I found out I have to re-take my maths exam to get the minimum grade for college. FML
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On 11/28/2009 at 5:16am - misc - by NickC - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)
Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like "You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don't you?" Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML
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On 02/17/2011 at 2:02am - intimacy - by biglady (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, after spending almost an hour in the dentist's waiting room, watching other people get called in for their appointments, I finally lost my patience and asked the receptionist what was taking so long. I'd forgotten to sign in. FML
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On 03/02/2013 at 1:32pm - misc - by oops (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
Today, I was in an elevator with my family and a family I didn't know. I was about to press the number when somebody came up behind me. I thought it was my brother trying to press the number first, so I aggressivly pushed him out of the way. Turns out it was the other family's ten year old son. FML
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On 04/25/2009 at 2:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML
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On 10/29/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by TrueScotsman (man) - United States (Alabama)
Today, while having sex, I tried to kick the blanket over my feet and kneed myself in the face. FML
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On 03/25/2010 at 4:00am - intimacy - by ouch (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 12:13pm - work - by hatemyboss - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I went shopping for a nice outfit to wear for a job interview. A fake job interview. One that I just made up so my mother would get off my case about finding a job. I don't know which is sadder, the fact that I can't get a job, or that my mother actually believed me about the interview. FML
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On 04/20/2011 at 5:27am - work - by oh hey there -
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to do something fun and spontaneous, so we had sex in the disabled toilet in the shopping centre. Little did we know, the male AND female toilets were conveniently being cleaned at the time, so the only toilet open was the disabled one. Walk of shame. FML
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On 05/01/2010 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by sam (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I learned that as adorable as it might be to watch your cat follow your cursor around the screen, the humor ends when she dives into and breaks the monitor. FML
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On 11/26/2009 at 4:22am - animals - by MouseChaser (woman) - United States (California)
Monday 17 June 2013
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