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Today, I wrote the girl I love a long, gushy letter to convince her to be with me instead of her abusive ex. Later on, I asked her what she thought. She said she can't read cursive. She chose the ex. FML

#20046039
160 comments

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On 08/28/2012 at 10:16am - love - by tutusaurus - United States (California)

Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML

#13019644
137 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML

#21344664
66 comments

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On 01/26/2015 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I turned 18. My parents remembered that I loved German chocolate cake, so I awoke to a hot, fudge-filled chocolate cake with a slice cut out just for me. I've been lactose-intolerant for 8 years. As I cried, my mom handed me tissues, while eating the "Happy" part of my cake. FML

#13006773
309 comments

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On 09/11/2010 at 5:46pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my therapist told me that I need to do something different with my hair. Then I paid her. FML

#14894190
40 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 9:46am - health - by mmromig - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML

#21379638
34 comments

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On 03/22/2015 at 6:32pm - work - by waxer150 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I just spent half an hour cleaning up my little brother's puke after he got drunk for the first time. All the people who bought him drinks are still out partying and having a good time, while all I can smell is whiskey, Chinese food, and whatever else was in his stomach. FML

#7120225
38 comments

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On 01/03/2010 at 3:42am - misc - by always-the-responsible-one (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML

#13985421
86 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

#19464902
96 comments

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On 04/14/2012 at 2:27am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered that even though I now have a key to get into the office, I don't know the code to shut off the alarm system. I showed up early. FML

#16817189
45 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 2:13pm - work - by hatemyjob (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, on my first day at a new job, my boss asked how old I was. I replied, "Eighteen." She responded that she was my age thirty years ago, which makes her the same age as my mum. When I told her, she gave me a puzzled look, so I repeated myself. She was my age thirteen years ago, not thirty. FML

#245
79 comments

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On 11/07/2008 at 10:33am - work - by Ulysse - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, during a silent breathing meditation at the Buddhist center, I accidentally let one rip which echoed through the meditation chamber. If that wasn't bad enough, the follow-up odor was enough to fell a charging rhinoceros. FML

#20517185
65 comments

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On 02/22/2013 at 2:57am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML

#13273465
72 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 4:35am - health - by parisite - Sent from mobile version



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