Kids, Religion and Parents: The big man upstairs - FML

The big man upstairs

By Anonymous - 29/08/2023 22:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I was informed by my parents that their relationship with God is more important than their relationship with me. FML

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By Emily - 17/09/2019 08:00

Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML

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It's not a cult, I swear

By Anonymous - 28/04/2013 20:19 - United States - San Diego

Today, my parents threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't agree to convert to their new brand of Christianity. This is a day after they ranted at me about how I should speak my mind more and not let myself be controlled by other people. FML

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By crinitis - 28/01/2016 16:05 - Canada - Ancaster

Today, I found out my parents only had me in an attempt to fix their relationship. It didn't work. FML

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It's not a phase, mom!

By gelly donut - 22/10/2023 20:00

Today, my parents disowned me because I told them I don’t want kids. FML

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Indoctrination

By This is why people are abandoning religion. - 06/03/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I found out that when my best friend and I were kids, our parents would cancel playdates when either of us opted to not go to church. They said it would, "strengthen our faith." We are now both adults and staunch atheists for that reason, and we're spending way more time together to make up for this crap. FML

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Not the rugby team!

By Anonymous - 11/01/2023 10:00

Today, at dinner, I stumbled over the words of the prayer and my dad is now convinced I’m losing interest in my religious responsibilities. To “bring me back to the Lord” he is trying to force me to break up with my girlfriend and quit the rugby team. FML

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So, it is not immoral ?

By Anonymous - 17/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my parents were arguing about their relationship. My mom, who is very Christian, yells at my dad for watching porn. My dad responds, "Of course I watch porn, I've told you! I have shown you!" He is also the one who stressed to me at a very young age that porn is immoral. FML

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No thanks

By SadIndianLife - 15/11/2015 21:00 - India - Delhi

Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML

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By lezbplove - 19/03/2011 05:26 - Canada

Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML

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You deserved it 22 982

By Tom - 26/06/2009 00:56 - United States

Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted my proposal. They asked how I could be so selfish at a time like this. Apparently, Michael Jackson's death is more important than their son. FML

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smoochmysnoot 5

Wednesday 30 August 2023 7:38

God isn’t the one that’ll be choosing their retirement homes..

1known 30

Wednesday 30 August 2023 7:48

If they are Christians you can remind them of Christ’s second teaching. It has never been God or people, it’s both at the same time and even your ennemies.

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smoochmysnoot 5

Wednesday 30 August 2023 7:38

God isn’t the one that’ll be choosing their retirement homes..

1known 30

Wednesday 30 August 2023 7:48

If they are Christians you can remind them of Christ’s second teaching. It has never been God or people, it’s both at the same time and even your ennemies.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 30 August 2023 13:40

Does that mean that God gets your bedroom and you have to sleep in the basement? Does He get His own bathroom.

Justkidding100 41

Wednesday 30 August 2023 23:57

from now on ignore them completely. you're life will greatly improve!

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