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Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
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On 09/09/2012 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by Ellie (woman) - United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML
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On 03/13/2009 at 9:18am - love - by nowthatsfcked (woman) - Canada
Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with me because she didn't want to ruin my innocence. FML
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On 09/09/2009 at 12:13am - intimacy - by Magnus_the_Red (man) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I am exhausted and can barely move after being up all night taking care of my drunk and vomiting husband. He, on the other hand, feels much better and is bounding with energy. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Shenza - United States (New York)
Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML
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On 04/05/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
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On 12/30/2008 at 1:24am - misc - by mimimi - Sent from mobile version
Today, I got up the courage to go to my very first voice lesson. I thought I did alright, but at the end my teacher told me, "Now don't worry about grades in this class, I grade on effort, not on talent." FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by Lizz (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I trimmed my beard. When I showed my wife, she said, "Yeah, but you still look like a serial killer." FML
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On 06/16/2012 at 2:10pm - misc - by Schaf_12 (man) - Austria (Wien)
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 12:11am - misc - by Me (woman) - United States (Montana)
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
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On 07/09/2012 at 11:09am - love - by randomguy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, every time I write the word "analyst," I can't help but giggle because it begins with "anal." I'm 24, and studying to be a conflict analyst. FML
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On 09/18/2013 at 6:59pm - work - by Sunny (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my grandpa came over to help paint our house, as we are renovating it. The only paint clothes he decided to wear were his underpants. The neighbours and builders found this quite amusing. FML
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On 01/25/2011 at 4:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
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