Top of the day | Top of the week | Top of the month | All time
Today, I was waiting at an intersection. Across from me, a car was approaching and a bunny ran out. Trying to save it, I flashed my lights and beeped at the car crazily, when the bunny turned around. The lights turned, and as I drove forward the bunny came back out and I hit it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16028) - you deserved it (4923)
On 11/17/2009 at 8:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16027) - you deserved it (34295)
On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -
Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16022) - you deserved it (24754) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, I was at the airport and I offered to help an elderly man carry his golf clubs. Apparently, I sounded sarcastic and condescending, because he started screaming at me about etiquette and manners in front of the entire airport. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16022) - you deserved it (1865)
On 07/02/2012 at 3:23am - misc - by JDBigDawg - United States (California)
Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16020) - you deserved it (1979)
On 01/27/2012 at 6:19am - misc - by disturbedtosaytheleast (woman) - Canada
Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16019) - you deserved it (3734)
On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went on a first date wearing a new hair color. It was Interior Latex Slate Speckled Grey, from accidentally leaning my head against a wall while house painting earlier. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16015) - you deserved it (11342)
On 05/26/2010 at 4:18am - misc - by pandasbear - United States (California)
Today, I went to the place I signed for yesterday to pay the first month's rent and get my keys. I looked around before I left, and used the toilet. I went back later to show my boyfriend and found the place flooded an inch with water coming from the toilet. It had been flooding for 7 hours. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16014) - you deserved it (2945)
On 11/11/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by robbyrabbit (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I was taking medicine for my sinus problems and trying to write an essay. I got most of the way done, then unexpectedly fell asleep on my keyboard. When I woke up, my face was wet. I drowned my laptop in my drool. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16013) - you deserved it (4464)
On 11/09/2010 at 12:17pm - work - by drooooooool (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, while in the bathroom, I started absent-mindedly drumming on my thighs. I didn't stop to think that people outside would think I was masturbating. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16014) - you deserved it (5053)
On 05/21/2012 at 1:56am - intimacy - by morethanredhands -
Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16012) - you deserved it (2389)
On 06/13/2012 at 12:14am - animals - by missmisfit - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was giving a tour of my boat to a man who seemed interested in purchasing it. Everything was going great. That is, until, the motor stopped running in the middle of the ocean. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16012) - you deserved it (1748)
On 08/29/2012 at 12:52am - money - by anon - United States (Maine)
Today, I got banned from my boyfriend's house for being an "insurance liability." FML
I agree, your life sucks (16009) - you deserved it (3459)
On 02/18/2010 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Thursday 10 April 2014
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog Follow the FML comments - FeedBurner alternative
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
