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Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML
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On 12/28/2011 at 10:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
Today, I found I had rolled, and was smoking a cigarette without realising it after proudly entering my third day of being a non-smoker. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 2:38pm - misc - by Namnack - Netherlands (Groningen)
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 12:36am - work - by chevysprint (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML
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On 12/22/2009 at 10:52pm - animals - by iHateWorms (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by loveade11 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went to the surprise birthday party of an ex I still love, though I'm the one who ended things. I walked in in time to see her screaming "Yes" to her kneeling boyfriend, her parents crying and applauding, and her brothers patting him on the back. FML
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On 10/10/2012 at 4:26am - love - by Toolate (man) - United States (Maine)
Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was 4 extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML
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On 09/25/2009 at 6:09pm - misc - by MyLyfeSux (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was at the bar and my friend and I were making fun of this guy wearing a Affliction muscle tee and bedazzled Ed Hardy hat. We were saying how he was the epitome of a douche bag and that he probably likes UFC. Turns out he's an MMA fighter and I now have a broken nose. FML
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On 08/26/2009 at 12:40am - misc - by brokennose (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML
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On 09/08/2009 at 6:10pm - misc - by firefighter (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I spent an hour cleaning my already-clean house to avoid any form of conversation with my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 1:50am - love - by kiwi023 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by Adrian16 (man) - Norway (Vestfold)
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)
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