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Today, I found out that people can get ringworm from cats. I found out because I have ringworm. I don't have a cat. Then I remembered I helped a friend move about two weeks ago, and spent the night sharing a bed with her cat. That's the last time I ever help her move. FML
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On 11/16/2010 at 2:13am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML
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On 05/29/2012 at 6:24pm - misc - by blocked (man) - United States
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
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On 11/02/2012 at 8:17am - work - by PieterseMJ - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
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On 09/22/2011 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was making my bed which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML
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On 10/08/2010 at 6:53am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, trying to be cute, I told my soon-to-be husband he was the ying to my yang. He responded with "Baby, you're the Monica Lewinsky to my Bill Clinton." FML
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On 11/08/2010 at 4:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML
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On 09/07/2010 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 7:43am - kids - by thatoneperson - United States (Virginia)
Today, someone stole my iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, and located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML
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On 11/14/2012 at 12:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
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On 11/01/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 8:55pm - misc - by yuuupyup - United States (New Jersey)
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 4:24pm - misc - by quasimodo - United States (Minnesota)
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