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Today, I walked into a T-Mobile store to get a new phone. I wanted all of my numbers on my new phone, but the customer service rep had to transfer them. He said jokingly, "I understand. You don't want to lose your girlfriend's number." My girlfriend and I broke up two days ago. FML

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On 10/14/2009 at 3:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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On 10/26/2011 at 4:58am - misc - by MereLewis95 - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML

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On 11/14/2011 at 8:23am - misc - by jocksblow - United States

Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML

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On 01/30/2009 at 5:57pm - work - by thatsillegal - United States (New York)

Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and caused his bladder to leak. FML

#14913113
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On 02/09/2011 at 7:41pm - work - by spiderchick23 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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On 06/05/2012 at 9:19pm - love - by whyme27 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

#19989704
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On 07/28/2012 at 9:21pm - love - by cheaterscheat (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML

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On 02/15/2010 at 1:14am - love - by shininghayley (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I bought cupcakes from a bakery by my work. I took them home, at which point my mother screamed at me because she's on a diet. Hours later I found the whole box empty. Great self-control, mom. FML

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On 12/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by hdkgdkvdjd - United States (California)

Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML

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On 12/30/2008 at 5:41am - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

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On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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On 11/12/2008 at 3:10am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, before I went into surgery, the patient next to me just finished the same procedure I was going to get. As he woke up in the recovery area 10 feet away, I was getting my final prep before the operation. On my way into the operating room I was comforted by his screams of agonizing pain. FML



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