Weird, Awkward, beach and Anger: **** paddleboarders

**** paddleboarders

By Anonymous - 13/07/2021 00:01 - United States - Miami Beach

Today, some paddleboarders screamed bloody murder and called marine patrol on my family's friends, because the paddleboarders thought they were going to get hit or run over or whatever, even though they were politely asked to move out of the way multiple times. FML

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Today, a couple yelled at me and reported me to the homeowner association for "watching them make out" at the pool. I'm the lifeguard. FML

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rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Tuesday 13 July 2021 7:20

You don't specify what kind of vessel your family friends were in. I presume it was a boat of some kind of the paddle board people were scared. In which case they can learn to give way to the more fragile instead of insisting on their right of way.

DoctorPALO 14

Tuesday 13 July 2021 8:51

We're they just being jerks or did they have any source of legitimate fear? We don't know the whole story.

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rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Tuesday 13 July 2021 7:20

DoctorPALO 14

Tuesday 13 July 2021 8:51

We're they just being jerks or did they have any source of legitimate fear? We don't know the whole story.

JackWood 20

Wednesday 14 July 2021 21:50

You're family is stupid if you operate a boat and don't know the rules of the road. A Vessel Under Sail or Not Under Power. A vessel under sail as well as other watercraft that are not powered, — such as canoes, kayaks, paddleboards, etc. — have the right of way over powered-vessels. YDI