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By sadlrana121 - / Saturday 10 January 2015 22:46 / United Kingdom
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Actually OP, getting shit on by a bird is considered good luck. The universe was trying to psyche you up more. :3

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#1/7 We can tell. It is the most overused, unoriginal pun which gets used in every FML with "shit" in it.

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#1 don't try to explain your pun like we were too stupid to understand it. That's just sad. just take the down votes and move on.

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Interviewer: Is that bird shi- OP: (quickly interrupting) It's frosting! Interviewer: Why is there frosting in your hair? OP: I'm a cupcake! Interviewer: Ok........Why should we hire you? OP: Because I'm a cupcake! Interviewer: Do you have any special talents that would make you a prime candidate for this job? OP: Being a cupcake! Interviewer: (laughs)........(awkward silence)......Get the fuck out of my office! Op: Cupcake? Interviewer: Security!

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57, I'm not an expert, but you can manage to wash your hair in a public restroom. Although it may be embarrassing, not as embarrassing as leaving the shit in your hair.

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Actually OP, getting shit on by a bird is considered good luck. The universe was trying to psyche you up more. :3

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