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FML : Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh?...
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The only reason I suppose for him to react like that was if you said his full name and if said full name was "Ben Dover".

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I read it as he stopped and asked her "what" in response to her saying his name like you would if someone called your name from the next room. When I first started dating my husband he did this. He stopped and he just said "what?" casually as if I needed to stop and have a conversation right at that moment... and for some reason he was totally fine with that ಠ_ಠ

The only reason I suppose for him to react like that was if you said his full name and if said full name was "Ben Dover".

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Cosmo Sex Tips: Wanna spice things up in the bedroom? In the heat of the moment try calling your boyfriend by his dog's name. It's hot. trust us. just do it you fuckign piece of s

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^ yes, do this, all while eating a donut from off of his penis. I can already see the shady website ads... "PROSTITUTES HATE HER FOR KNOWING THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK"

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Ok first part question? Then joking about pets name. Then suggestion have a name you call him during sex so he doesn't stop. My mind goes million miles so unclear

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