Fish 101
By liishax3 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
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By liishax3 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
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By Keladrylady - 18/04/2015 00:47 - New Zealand - Auckland
OP here, My bf happened to be half asleep and as such is rather blond when so. (So no, he doesn't need sex ed as it has little to do with this topic per say). Him squeezing me whilst on my period has been a discussion point over the 6yrs we've been together, as yes, if done right, literally (TMI) squeezes out (insert words) and I really hate it, (guys, think of it as similar feeling to wetting yourself accidentally, it's a really yuck feeling). Thanks though for your comments and FYL's. :3 you've made us both laugh til our cheeks were sore. So again Thanks.
By fuck you - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Sheffield
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By Anonymous - 03/05/2015 05:37 - Australia - Brisbane
Hi, op here. Just so you guys know, the fart didn't kill my boyfriend. And now we fart around each other all the time. It's hilarious. Also- I know heteronormativity is a thing, but we're both men.