By NoComparison - 14/05/2009 00:59 - United States
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The pleasure, the pain
By BadBribe - 24/06/2009 19:15 - United States
By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States
Sister act
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By FootInMouth - 01/10/2009 13:19 - Australia
So_Yeah tells us more.
By badatgenders - 03/10/2009 22:49 - Norway
iselilja tells us more.
ok ok, OP/badatgenders (and no, I'm not making that my average FML name) speaking, after reading all of these comments I feel like 99% of you got it wrong: THIS WAS NOT A TRANSVESTITE MALE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. THIS WAS A WOMAN (probably a lesbian), WITH A MALE-ISH FACE. My friends (who thought this was hilarious) googled the phone number and turns out; her name is Linda. So, you christians and atheists and every other religious/not religious member of this website; peace and love! no need for fighting here, ok? SHE was also wearing a black blazer with heavy shoulderpads, so I didnt see the dress until she stood up. Maybe I should have guessed, but I was half-drunk, and honestly believed it was a guy. The tables was set up in a way that made some of the view blocked by this shemale's friends and so on, blah blah blah. I did not notice the phone number at first when she walked out, since I was too shocked over the fact that I thought she was a guy, but I saw it after that she and her friends had left. Any more questions? Thanks for calling me an ignorant ass and a dumb ****! I totally agree guys, I probably need some glasses. But bye bye! I gotta go. My friends are spreading this all over facebook and my father (friend at facebook, strangely enough) are wondering if his daughter has becomed a lesbian, after all. Later!
By Busted - 21/10/2009 21:25 - United States
By NickC - 29/11/2009 00:40 - Malaysia
By meeranda - 01/01/2010 05:07 - France
Existential crisis
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Brutally honest
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By smashleighfig - 08/03/2010 05:14 - France
Cost effective
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By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 05:42 - United States
Take a chill pill
By failed - 23/02/2011 10:06 - Switzerland
Nice try, chief
By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States
OP, mhm, actually. Me and my brothers joke around like that all the time, we're close enough to mess with each other and not let it bother us. And his wife (uhm, soon to be ex), I always thought, was one of the sweetest people in the world, so I never expected this. Yus, my foot is firmly in my mouth, and Imma leave it there a while so I don't say anything else stupid any time soon -.-