By dentistrygirl - 03/05/2012 19:41 - United States
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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By dentistrygirl - 03/05/2012 19:41 - United States
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By Hunter101 - 12/05/2012 04:24 - United States - Humble
From the poster: I fully expected to a lot of "you deserved it" I just thought it was too funny not to share with the world. Yes, I was talking about petting an actual feline. No, I do not talk to myself while masturbating or have regular conversations with the cat. My neighbor's porch is a couple feet from my window and I can hear all of their conversations too. I am dating someone and have gotten laid recently. I think it is hilarious they put it in the "intimacy" section.