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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Berlin
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You are now a certified FML member
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Berlin
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hey, OP here. If only I could blame whiskey! Also I have to admit, the stereotype is somewhat true.
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By LightsOut - 21/05/2013 22:47 - United States - Melbourne
In retrospect it probably was the pharmacy tech who made the comment, I'm never sure who's who behind the counter. Regardless, I'll be calling the store in the morning to report them and figure out if I need to do anything else to get their ass fired. Also, just for the record epilepsy is far from a "mild ailment". I consider myself lucky that I've come away from most of my seizures scoff free. But even so, I've broken three ribs, had a concussion, and incurred facial scarring from falling when I seize. Not to mention that my short term memory is shot to hell and with every seizure I have I run the risk of further cognitive decline. But yeah, the medicine is definitely unnecessary. Right.